Pipeline Active — 6 Platforms Monitored

The data your competitors can't see.

We scrape TikTok complaints, Reddit rants, and Google Reviews — classify every signal — and deliver intelligence cards that tell you where to expand, where to retreat, and what your customers actually think.

brandalerts — live scan
[10:31:04] SCAN Initializing pipeline for Equinox Nashville
[10:31:07] TIKTOK 142 signals captured — 23 complaints flagged
[10:31:11] REDDIT 89 signals — r/nashville, r/fitness — 4 critical
[10:31:14] REVIEWS 182 Google Reviews analyzed — 3.6 avg Anthem Row
[10:31:18] CLASSIFY Running GPT-4o-mini taxonomy across 413 signals...
[10:31:22] ALERT Equinox Nashville: Premium brand. Mediocre reviews. Entering saturated corridor.
[10:31:23] DONE 69 alerts generated — 12 critical, 28 warning, 29 positive
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6
Platforms Scraped
413+
Signals Per Scan
69
Alerts Generated
$0
Human Analysts
// How It Works
Three stages. Zero humans.
The pipeline runs autonomously. You tell it what brand and market to watch. It does the rest.
01

Scrape

Automated crawlers pull signals from TikTok, Reddit, Google Reviews, Discord, Yelp, and local forums. Every complaint, praise, and competitive mention — captured and timestamped.

02

Classify

GPT-4o-mini runs each signal through a custom taxonomy: complaint type, severity, competitive mentions, sentiment shifts. No human reads 400 Reddit posts. The model does.

03

Alert

Intelligence cards land in your inbox. Critical alerts surface immediately. Weekly digests show trends. You get the signal — not the noise.

// Data Sources
Non-traditional beats traditional.
Every expansion team uses foot traffic data. Almost none use Reddit complaint velocity. That's backwards.
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TikTok

Complaint videos, gym tours, brand mentions

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Reddit

r/nashville, r/fitness, local subreddits

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Google Reviews

Star ratings, review text, response patterns

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Discord

Community sentiment, insider complaints

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Yelp

Review velocity, rating trends, photo analysis

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Local Forums

Nextdoor, neighborhood groups, news comments

// Live Intelligence
Real alerts. Real data. Right now.
These cards were generated from our Nashville fitness pipeline — running live since March 2026.
Equinox Nashville
Premium brand entering most saturated fitness corridor in Tennessee
3.6 Anthem Row Avg
37K Sq Ft Planned
10+ Gulch Competitors
Barry's Nashville
Competitive shift detected — solidcore expanding to 3 locations, F45 acquired by Club Sports
340% Complaint Spike
47 Pain Signals/30d
3 New Competitors
solidcore Nashville
Fortress position — 3 studios, high sentiment, expanding while others contract
4.7 Avg Rating
3 Locations
+12% YoY Sentiment
OrangeTheory Nashville
Heart-rate model fatigue — members reporting "same workout every time" across 2 locations
89 Repetition Complaints
2 Locations
-8% Sentiment Trend
// Pricing
You own the agent. Not a subscription.
One-time build. Your agent. Your data. No lock-in, no recurring fees, no "per seat" pricing games.
$999
Brand Intelligence Audit — one market, one brand, full pipeline run with report.
  • 6 platform scrape
  • Signal classification + taxonomy
  • Intelligence card deck
  • Competitive landscape map
  • Delivered in 48 hours
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$10K
Custom Agent Package — your own intelligence agent, configured for your brand and markets.
  • Everything in the audit
  • Persistent monitoring agent
  • Custom alert thresholds
  • Weekly digest reports
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